I'm Too Literate For This Sublimated Canvas Tote Bag

You've Read Better. You Know This. Everyone Knows This.

The plotting could be stronger. The dialogue is doing too much. The character motivation makes no sense given what was established in chapter two. You have read extensively, you have standards, and this situation — whatever it is — simply does not meet them. This tote communicates all of that with dignity and a single well-chosen phrase.

• Sublimation printed with vibrant, fade-resistant full-color design
• Durable canvas material, spacious and sturdy for daily use
• Comfortable handles for all-day carrying
• Size: 14 x 16 inches
• Reusable and eco-friendly

I'm too literate for this. The tote agrees. The books agree. Moving on.