I'm Too Literate for This Sticker

You have read enough to know better. You have encountered enough well-crafted prose to have standards. And yet, here you are, in situations that no amount of literary preparation could have helped with. This sticker is a badge of honor for the over-reader navigating an under-written world. Stick it on your Kindle case, water bottle, tote, or laptop — let it speak for you.

• Size: 2.5 inches at largest length
• Sparkle glitter finish
• Matte base with water-resistant, dishwasher-safe laminate
• Handcrafted
• Made to order — please allow 7 business days to ship
• Colors may vary slightly depending on monitor settings